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Joke: Things You Shall Never Hear A Man Say

Posted: 17 Aug 2011 08:44 AM PDT

Here honey, you use the remote.

You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

While I'm up, can I get you anything?

Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?

Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.

Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

We never talk anymore
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